Vinnie's Tampon Cases® do, in fact, carry mad shit. Including: Pads, liners, cups, lipstick, gum, those tiny boxes of raisins, slices of pizza, cans of soup, and more!
Fun fact: Only male pelicans (Pelecanus occidentalis) have the oversized elastic throat pouch- a trait that evolved over centuries as the male pelicans fly great distances to the nearest pharmacy to pick up whatever menstrual products (pads, tamps, liners, etc.) plus a couple pints of chocolate ice cream, some hair ties, as well as the latest issue of Glass Ceiling Breaker Illustrated® for their period having pelican pals. Clearly, natural selection favored the pelicans with ever bigger throat pouches that were able to carry back the best booty.
